- I’ve been abducted by the aliens that I’ve always known would come for me.
- I’ve been enjoying the summer and have been practically living outside.
- I’ve been hating the summer and hating life and have been curled up in a fetal position in the comfort and quiet of my own bedroom.
- I’ve been hating these changes in spaces and have refused to use my brain a little bit and adapt to the updates.
It’s a little bit of all of the above; execpt for the aliens…or?…
Okay, I’ve got no real excuse. So just for my mom and my friends–I’m fine. I’m busy. Not really busy doing much of anything important, unless you count lounging about on MY KICKASS NEW SWING as important.
Mia’s birthday is the day after tomorrow, and already the child has presents out the yin-yang. We plan on having just a nice, quiet little family cookout with cake and presents. That’s all she really cares about at this point in time anyway.
I promised tidbits of the conversation I’d had with my husband about 2 weeks ago on the way home from the grown-up party. Without further ado…and I’ll let you guess who said what. (Or rather, which one of us had more to drink that night.)
"You know, baby, that’s why I liked you. You didn’t have a messed up grill. And you were REAL."
"Awww…you were real, too, baby. REAL HOT!"
"He he he he. You’re crazy. But no, seriously, baby. You were real. You were like a real person with a real heart."
(Sniff, tear.) "Really?"
"Damn right. Everybody else I dated…they were not real. They were hot, but they were not real."
"So what do you mean when you say ‘real’?"
"You know–REAL. And you were hot."
"And you couldn’t resist my charms."
"Actually you got on my nerves on our first date."
"You got on mine too."
"You started pissing me off."
"See?!! Our minds were already on the same wavelength!"
And that just about puts an end to the intellegent part of the evening. Yeah, that’s as smart as it gets around here. But, hey. At least I’m real.
Just for the space people–I know I’ve been a bad girl, but I think about each and every one of you:
KM: Doing a baby dance for you in my fancy shoes. Sue: Praying for you and your family always. Psychomommytif: Girl, I need to write you a ticket cause you got FINE written all over you. Sherry sherry: Summer in the TEXAX/OK area is almost halfway over! We just have to make it through to October and the heat will slack off a little bit! Until then I’m having Island Dreams. Mikey: I’m withering away without my daily dose of confessions of love, man-style. Hope it’s going well. FreckledSasha: Okay, so has school kicked in again? What are you taking this semester? Nooner: Can’t wait to see what video you have this week–and where is our song? Princessdarcy: It’s been awhile. Did we ever get the house across the street burned to the ground? Get right on that if not. Lizzie: I like you because you normally write as little as I have been lately. Hope you’re doing great–getting ready for school?
I know for a fact I’ve left out several people–my brain just quit on me. I’ll get the rest of the list another day and I PROMISE to read a little more…and probably write a little more too.