The One About the Baby

Week 36, Day 6. I think it’s safe to say that my blog has officially moved into the "All Baby, All The Time" catagory–catergory? Anyone know how to spell that? Is there a spell check on this thing? Anyone care?
I had my weekly doctor’s appointment yesterday and things look good–better than good. I’ve been contracting all week long and it’s paying off–apparently I’m dilated to 2 or 2 and a half (I’ll take that half) and my baby is fast dropping, which is making my tummy just a wee bit smaller. I learned that I’ve previously been measuring about four weeks ahead of schedule. Cool, huh? I also met my New Doctor, who, sadly, does not have different colored eyes, but still seemed nice enough. She acted surprised that I haven’t opted to have labor induced–I guess because the baby’s so big?–but I honestly don’t see a legit reason to just yet. And I’m not sure why eyes are so important to me when it comes to who’s giving me medical care, but this lady had brown eyes and for some reason I’m very reassured by brown eyes, and that’s got to be a good thing, at least for the five minutes it takes for the woman to deliver my kid. Hmmm…I wonder what the Labor and Delivery nurses look like.
Anyhoo, after my exam, I started contracting again, this time fairly regularly and not at all comfortably. I got a little worried that we’d be taking another trip to the doctor yesterday, but after a bath, a tylenol, a backrub, and a good night’s sleep, the contractions are gone. My father-in-law had a great idea for getting labor started and I can honestly see it working like a charm: Go buy a bunch of liquor and have Caleb get completely wasted–I’ll for sure need to go to the hospital the second he passes out. And it’s a simple as that. He brought up a valid point, though, and I think that from here on out, it’s probably a good idea for Caleb to limit his daily beer intake.
Today, though, I can walk, I can talk, and unfortunately, I can probably do a little laundry. Damn. I’ve got a long list of things I want to get done–excuse me, things I probably need Caleb to get done–before I go into labor for real. This list includes cleaning the ceiling fans and changing the air filters in the house, and I hadn’t thought about it before now, but I think I’d like (him) to vacuum my car out, too. Yes, I’m aware that I’ve become a naggy pregnant bitch. I’ll apologize later on in life.
As far as the baby goes, everything is ready…I think. I washed stuff. I folded stuff. We touched up the paint in the closet and found the nuts and bolts to the crib. What more could a little boy ask for? Perhaps a name? Yeah, well. Still a touchy subject. Caleb likes a few but he’s having trouble deciding–at least Riddick and Wolverine are out of the running, and that’s all I care about. I’d reveal a couple of our choices here, but the second I do that, then Caleb will change his mind, and I don’t want to jinx anything.
My parents aren’t too keen on a couple of the names we’re currently debating–too "off the wall"…but then again, I don’t think the names Cheyenne or Mia really thrilled them much, either. "You don’t really want to name your daughter ‘Mia’, do you?" I remember my dad asking back then. This time around it’s "How about a normal name like Joe, or John? Something he can live with?" I think it’s so cute when my dad gives out his opinions, mainly because he so rarely does, and it always takes me by surprise (read: cracks me up) that he feels so strongly. Never stop sharing, Dad.
And by the way, for those of you truly wondering, it’s "category".

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5 responses to “The One About the Baby

  • C.C.

    You’re on the home stretch!!  Are the girls excited?

  • Joell

    I find it a little sketchy that someone–a doctor, no less– would wonder why you haven’t planned inducement with you 4 weeks early??  What the heck is that about?
    Thumbs up on limiting Caleb’s daily beer intake.
    And finally, how could you name your kid Joe or John when he’s got sisters named Cheyenne and Mia???  That right there would be wrong.  Can’t wait to hear what y’all settle on!
    P.S. My niece hasn’t arrived yet! Boo hoo!

  • Tiffany

    Hey girl!  I’m glad I had a chance to come by and catch up!  That’s good that you are dialating a little bit… that will make things go a little quicker (let’s hope) once you do go to the hospital!  I remember waiting with Baylee… that took about 18 hours!  :) 
    I LOVE the girls names!  You need something a little different for a boys name to go with their names!  I like different!  :)
    Keep us posted! 
    Hugs – Tiff

  • barnyardmama

    Still no baby?  Kidding!!!!  I know it’s obnoxious when people say that.  You are entering this bizarre stage of pregnancy that I never real had.  Contractions?  Don’t know.  Dilation?  Nope, not me.  Delivery?  Not so much.  Probably won’t ever do it, either.  I didn’t mind the section adn I have a feeling it would be difficult to find a doctor around here who was willing to do a V-Bac.  
    I’m with you on the no induction thing–I watched The Business of Being Born and as far as I’m concered, the less medical intervention in the birthing process, the better.  Said the girl who’s going to let people slice her open.

  • ♥ Aimee

    lol…it’s funny that some people seem to think that you shouldn’t name your child what you want too…i have had that a few times when we have mentioned names…we have Jaxton picked for a boy and Macartney for a girl just in case…but no middle names for either…it’s so hard…i just want someone else to pick a name…ha ha ha…but i want to like it of course…♥~♥ :oD the shortest distance between two people is a smile… :oD ♥~♥ 

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