Wanna Hear Something Funny?

So. I stopped puking long enough to go outside to see if I could figure out how to hook up the red clamp to the red thingamajig and the black clamp to the black thingamajig on my car’s battery, and I notice that my right front tire. Is. Flat.

As a board.

Ha ha ha ha–not kidding.


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Mom. Wife. Artist. I take care of the kids and pretend to clean sometimes. I can cook spagetti and I have never been arrested. View all posts by Toni

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