Scared?

Song I sang out loud in the car today: “Two Princes”. Yes. I know.

Spin Doctors. Pocket Full of Kryptonite pretty much defined my eighth grade year. How? Don’t really know. I just listened to it constantly, along with Color Me Badd, Shai, SWV, and also Ace of Base.

I’m sorry. I don’t mean to disappoint those of you who thought I was cool.

I’ve been looking at my site stats and it’s hilarious–and a little scary–to see what phrases people that wind up at my site have been googling. Top phrases?

  • How to break someone’s clavicle, break someone’s collarbone, how to shatter a collarbone, how to break a¬†collarbone with one punch, how to win a clavicle fight, and “on three, break someone’s clavicle.”
  • How to kiss ur husband, kissing your husband, how to get your husband to kiss you.
  • things that make my stomach turn.

Some random searches include:

  • If a cotton ball were a hug, I’d throw a whole sheep at you.
  • The effects of too much mustard
  • Jesus is a lovesick crackhead
  • Campbell’s soup conspiracy theory (see?!! I’m not the only one!)

People are freaks.

They probably came to the right place.

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About Toni

Mom. Wife. Artist. I take care of the kids and pretend to clean sometimes. I can cook spagetti and I have never been arrested. View all posts by Toni

One response to “Scared?

  • Joell

    I also enjoy the crazy search phrases. These are quite hilarious.

    Two Princes–awesome tune. Wonder what the Spin Doctors are up to these days…may have to google.

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